I decided to make out a real journal entry for once instead of talking bollocks.

There is foul language in this entry. Other than that I think there is very little wrong with my grammar. Do people even read this garbage anyway?

Today I actually did something constructive other than talk to the beautiful Megan and work on my god banished part of the web. I helped my mother move. The stairs seemed to be at a near vertical angle and we managed to smash a hole in one of her walls with a sofa. We lied and said we fell over. Yeah, we were so sore and tired we fell over and it smashed into the wall. What really happened was that the fucking thing was way too big to get in the room she wanted it in and we screwed with it for about 15 minutes trying to get it to fit. We didn't end up putting it in the room she wanted and trudged it up another flight of stairs too put it the only place we could be fucked putting it.... after smashing a hole in the wall and laughing (it was an honest accident though, we just didn't notice until it was too late and the hole was there). It was heavy. As I previously stated, the stairs were almost vertical. I would have gone up and down those stairs at least 50 times today. Everytime with a massive load of her crap, dog food, bed, lounges, television, fridge and more. You get the point I guess and by now you would realise I am venting...if you got this far anyway and have any sort of intelligence. Which doesn't seem to go hand in hand does it. Go do something constructive.

I think that is all I can be bothered writing. Happy days.
The End